OFFICER STATUS: APPROVED

As a newly appointed Compliance Officer, you are expected to assist the North Pole Compliance Bureau in the identification, documentation and public exposure of suspicious holiday behavior.

When the Bureau publishes a case, warning, suspect report or other official communication, Officers are expected to participate. 

Officers must Follow the Page!

TAG THE SUSPECT. 

SHARE BUREAU REPORTS. 

COMMENT ON ACTIVE CASES. 

FaceBook is the easiest way for the Bureau the process.  

All offenders requiring full Christmas enforcement must be reported to the Bureau no later than December 1.

At that point, the Office of Naughty List Enforcement begins preparing final case determinations.

Appeals become increasingly pointless.

Excuses are reviewed with the level of seriousness they deserve.

And the list gets checked one final time.

For offenders whose conduct warrants the Bureau's highest level of enforcement, an Official Naughty Notice will be issued.

But a Naughty Notice is not necessarily the end of the case.

Some offenders will receive the full sentence.

OFFICIAL NAUGHTY NOTICE.
FINAL DETERMINATION.
LUMP OF COAL. 

 The investigation doesn't end online.

As Christmas approaches, the Bureau will begin releasing additional methods of enforcement—giving Compliance Officers the ability to take their favorite cases off the screen and straight to the suspect's doorstep.

YES...you can actually order a real lump of coal to be delivered by us, or you can hand deliver it.